My neighbor’s name is Mario.
\nHe is a star neighbor.
\nHe dresses all in white.
\nHis yard is filled with the most special junk,
\nsome of it’s painted royal blue.
\nHe grows corn.
\nHe shells peas on his porch.
\nHis house is big and white, on a corner lot.
\nHe has a new car that he never drives, a cherry red PT Cruiser.
\nAnd two old cars that he drives regularly,
\na light blue Volar\u00c3\u00a9 from the 70’s and a tan Valiant, maybe even older.
\nHe mows his yard one strip at a time. He’s up to two now. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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