{"id":213,"date":"2005-08-11T16:13:20","date_gmt":"2005-08-11T23:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/?p=213"},"modified":"2005-08-11T16:15:03","modified_gmt":"2005-08-11T23:15:03","slug":"marios-relationship-with-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/2005\/08\/marios-relationship-with-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"mario&#8217;s relationship with dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My neighbor Mario doesn&#8217;t like dogs doing their business in his yard.<br \/>\nOnce he made a set of signs.<br \/>\nI only remember one of them. It said &#8220;Clean My Shoe.&#8221;<br \/>\nHe doesn&#8217;t even like dogs peeing in his yard.<br \/>\nWhen we walk our dogs past his house,<br \/>\nhe calls out loudly to his invisible dog:<br \/>\n&#8220;Here, Freddy, Freddy, come here, Freddy!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My neighbor Mario doesn&#8217;t like dogs doing their business in his yard. Once he made a set of signs. I only remember one of them. It said &#8220;Clean My Shoe.&#8221; He doesn&#8217;t even like&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}