That this coffee shop has a washroom
\nthat there is a hook on the back of the door
\nthat the floor is covered with shiny white penny tiles
\n except where some are missing in
\n the shape of two eyes and a
\n flat line mouth
\nthat it’s warm in here
\n and the walls are painted with designs
\n blue walls, black designs
\n paisley shapes with white dots inside them
\nthat on the wall hangs a portrait
\n of a blond young man before a
\n cityscape
\nthat the portrait has a real beard
\n made with real human hair
\n reddish and curly
\n like beard hair
\nthat the toilet paper is plentiful
\n three rolls of various fullnesses
\n stacked on a spindle
\nthat the toilet flushes readily and swiftly
\nthat the sink is capacious and clean
\n with a cunning faucet shaped
\n like a single lever
\n and the color of light blond metal
\nthat the hand towels are at hand
\n in a convenient plastic bin
\n the shape of hand towels
\nthat the lighting is plentiful
\n and I can turn it off
\n when I exit. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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