{"id":5584,"date":"2016-10-08T13:25:53","date_gmt":"2016-10-08T20:25:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/?p=5584"},"modified":"2016-10-14T07:47:00","modified_gmt":"2016-10-14T14:47:00","slug":"pulled-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/2016\/10\/pulled-over\/","title":{"rendered":"pulled over"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>pulled over on Route 1 in Ellsworth<br \/>\nlicense, registration and insurance please<\/p>\n<p>what? I just moved here, not sure I<br \/>\nknow where my papers are! <\/p>\n<p>she pointed out the registration<br \/>\nwas the yellow one<\/p>\n<p>Do you know why I pulled you over?<br \/>\nNo<br \/>\nYou were on your phone<\/p>\n<p>swallowing many excuses &#8211;<br \/>\nnot moving, only reading, not texting&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Just got a warning<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pulled over on Route 1 in Ellsworth license, registration and insurance please what? I just moved here, not sure I know where my papers are! she pointed out the registration was the yellow one&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[144],"class_list":["post-5584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-144"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5584"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5603,"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5584\/revisions\/5603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gemtactics.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}